trashcanbees:

when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up

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homofied:

hoeboy:

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i feel exposed

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coolcatgroup:

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Curious Zelda

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eva-420:

chefpyro:

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this is worded like he dressed up like that to satisfy kojima’s soldier kink

he did

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gaypeopletwitter:

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jbirdthemanwitch:

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

🍀🌰🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡☀⚡⭐🌠🌕🌔🌓🌒🌰⭐🌱🌿🍀🎆🌋🎇🌠🔮🔔💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💳💳💳💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰💰💰🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌋🌊🌈🎆🎇🎉🎊🔓🔆🔓💰💸💳🔅📈🏁🍚⬆⬇↕🔄✳✴🌊🌈🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡🌋🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎍💸💸💸✴✳✳✳✳↕↕↕↕🎆🎇🌋✴✳🐇🐸🍀🌰🌱🌼🍀🍀🍀🌻🌺🍀🍀🌿🍀🌰🌱🌿🍀

Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

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slightmood:

slightmood:

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

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alexander:

im her

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thebootydiaries:

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

(Source: charrueches, via hotboyproblems)